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I just got back from a party at my good friend Riley's apartment. As usual I had a great time. Now that I am a single man again I figured I would try my luck with some of the ladies. Being the suave exhibitionist I am, I spot a cute girl in the kitchen. We trade glances and I start an investigation. Luckily, I found out she is single, of rearing age and a friend of mine, John, had been introduced to her and her friends earlier. Soon, I was introduced and I was talking to her about my adventures as a semi-professional cyclist. When I let her talk I found out she was a sophomore at Webster University and is majoring in music theater. While I am conversing, I notice an intoxicated John talking to the guy that walked in with her. The only thing I hear are the inebriated words "I just introduced him..." Apparently, this guy had already laid claim to this land and I was invading his country or this is West Side Story and I was on his turf. After about ten minutes of conversation, John had moved on and this guy was alone, standing against the wall with what seemed to be steam coming out his ears. Needless to say he seemed pissed, so for good measure I continued to talk to her for another five minutes. Soon I came to realize that I intimidated this chap. For the first time in my life I actually intimidated another person and it's a good feeling. Although entertaining, my operation was a failure. I left the party alone and without a new entry in my cell phone and he left with her...
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