Ok, so you guys know "The Law School Girl" story I posted a while back. Well...Change the "law school" to "english major" and you got what happend to me this past weekend. Much of it was exactly the same, even the fact that it was when I was going to nationals. Which is really strange. Really the only difference is that this girl told me over the phone, but it was pretty much the same shit. I am not sure what the deal is, I suppose I just attract women that are in relationships and make them forget for brief amounts of time. Or maybe I have the ability to use the Jedi mind trick, except it is always on and only works on girls that are currently dating someone. At any rate, it's damn funny and I hope you laugh at me.