The next winner of the Tour de France:
Stage 1 in a nutshell:
Fairly long breakaway that was caught roughly 25km from the finish. The sprint was very confusing, with no team leading anything out and things completely unorganized. It was hard to tell what the hell was going on. Boonen gave up. McEwen came out of no where as usual, got 2nd. Caspar took it in fine fashion. Somewhere along the line Thor got beat up. Hincapie gets the yellow jersey and leads the contest for being most sneaky and best mathematician.